March 2012
February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
why is there so much Bjork on my dash? She didn't...
Oh please tell me she didn’t die!
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Seriously though, Sophie’s Choice, Kramer vs. Kramer and The Iron Lady. It just doesn’t seem right. But whatever, I just hope the same thing that happened to Kate Winslet doesn’t happen to her and people keep loving her.
Well, maybe now Meryl will actually start challenging herself again and she can actually start making good movies again.
maybachs:
I get too emotional when it comes to awards shows and Viola Davis nnot winning made me really sad and stuff
thisisappalling:
robyn is opening for coldplay on their us tour
oh.
Even if they came right to my hometown, I don’t think I would go. And I’ve never seen Robyn live.
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christian-suburbanites:
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